Andrea: Roadwork was extremely enjoyable.
Pat: That was quick.
Andrea: I DESTROY YOU
Pat: I didn’t even start it, whoreface.
Andrea: Yes, I know. That is why i destroy you.
Pat: I’m going to shit in your pants while you’re wearing them.
Pat: IN RETRIBUTION
Pat: What a shitbird novel.
Andrea: Does that mean you are done?
Pat: I was done with this book the second I started reading it.
Andrea: Are we discussing?
Pat: Yes. Discussion: if this book was a bird, what kind of bird would it be?
Andrea: Not even going to justify that.
Pat: Well, I’ll tell you: a shirtbird.