Roadwork

  • Roadwork, A Shitbird Novel by Richard Bachman

    Andrea: Roadwork was extremely enjoyable.
    Pat: That was quick.
    Andrea: I DESTROY YOU
    Pat: I didn’t even start it, whoreface.
    Andrea: Yes, I know. That is why i destroy you.
    Pat: I’m going to shit in your pants while you’re wearing them.
    Andrea:
    Pat: IN RETRIBUTION

    LATER:

    Pat: What a shitbird novel.
    Andrea: Does that mean you are done?
    Pat: I was done with this book the second I started reading it.
    Andrea: Are we discussing?
    Pat: Yes. Discussion: if this book was a bird, what kind of bird would it be?
    Andrea: Not even going to justify that.
    Pat: Well, I’ll tell you: a shirtbird.

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