Previewing Cujo

Previewing Cujo
October 14, 2012 Constant Readers

Pat: It’s been difficult to get through the book this time. Because now I can’t not think of Cujo as a big friendly Saint Bernard.
Andrea: What do you mean?
Pat: The first time I read it, either out of ignorance or whatever, I never pictured a Saint Bernard. I pictured a hellbeast.
Andrea: How far are you?
Pat: Cujo just got rabies, and for some reason, it’s seven years later and Vic is talking to a guy about losing the Sharp account
Andrea: Why is it seven years later? It’s never seven years later.
Pat: It says SEVEN YEARS LATER
Andrea: I am confused. Whatev.
Pat: “Now, on the morning of June 16, 1980, he was pre-rabid.”
SECTION BREAK
oh
shit
days.
not years.
Andrea: LOL
Pat: RETRACTED
Andrea: Here’s you, being the worst.
Pat: YOU GO TO HELL
Andrea: If I did that you would be losing it.
Pat: You do that shit ALL THE TIME.
Andrea: I WAS SO CONFUSED.