Apparently, Cujo is next?

Apparently, Cujo is next?
May 15, 2012 Constant Readers

Andrea: Cujo! IS! NEXT!
Pat: ugh. Whatever. I quit.
IT doesn’t even show up for most of a decade.
Andrea: omg
Pat: I want to read IT this summer.
Andrea: You can still read it this summer.
We won’t be reading it for like five more summers.
Pat: Let’s do a time warp reading.
Andrea: NO.
Pat: Where we time warp.
Andrea: I refuse.
Pat: Why the fuck not?
Andrea: That defeats the whole point
Pat: You are a shitbird with shit for brains. Shit for birdbrains.
Andrea: If not chronological, we are just two schmoes reading.
Pat: Andrea.
We’ve already read most of these anyway. It’s not like we are just discovering these books.
Andrea: CUJO IS NEXT. STUFF IT.
Pat: I hope you fall down a well, and there’s another well at the bottom, and another well at the bottom of that, and the walls of the well are made of dog heads that bite you as you fall down, and just after you start falling, people pull down their pants and sit in a circle around the well, pooping into the well.
Andrea: And the dogs have bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at me?
Pat: No.
Did you know that in Spanish, “Cujo” means “dog prostitute”?
Andrea: Did you know that stupid Cujo is not at my library in ebook form?
Pat: Did you know shut your mouth?
MY NAME’S ANDREA I HAVE A KINDLE LOL STUPID WORLD.
That’s what you say. That’s how you sound. All day.
Andrea: Do you know how much easier it made Roadwork to just highlight and go back and read my highlights?
Not once did I say, “Oh, I wrote this in my notes, but I don’t know what it means/can’t read my handwriting.”
Pat: Yeah, it would have been really easy for me too. Because I wouldn’t have highlighted anything.
Andrea: I HOPE YOUR ARM FALLS OFF.
Pat: SUCK IT.
Andrea: P.S. I HAVE CUJO AT HOME.
SO GET IT, BITCH.
Pat: We have to read it immediately?
Andrea: NO.
I am saying I have it already, so the ball is in your court.
Pat: You are basically an AIDS virus.
In my life.
Andrea: Right. Basically.
GOOD BYE.
Pat: BYE, AIDSREA.