Previewing The Stand

Previewing The Stand
January 20, 2011 Constant Readers

Andrea: SO. THE STAND FROM THE TOP.
Pat: FIRST
LET US ADDRESS THE REAL ISSUE
Andrea: Which is?
Pat: WHICH IS: HOW AWESOME AM I?
Andrea: Well, considering I finished in July, not very.
Pat: Did you read it in TWO FUCKING WEEKS?
Andrea: No.
Pat: Did I lose my notes for A WHOLE WEEK?
Andrea: It has been like 3 days.
Pat: Am I the best… AROUND? (Nothing’sgonnaeverkeepmedown)
Andrea: I weep for your future wife because you are damn insufferable.
Pat: I was just farming for something to put on the website. ACCOMPLISHED.