The Inconstant Poster

The Inconstant Poster
September 21, 2010 Constant Readers

Andrea: CONSTANT READERS IS EXPIRED.
Pat: Hmm. Everything I own should expire on the 2nd.
Andrea: Does that mean we have been constant readering for one year?
Pat: It means I’ve owned the domain for a year.
Andrea: We should revisit our estimate on how many years this was going to take us, since our original estimate was a book a month.
Pat: STOP BEING PESSIMISTIC
Andrea: I’m not! I’m just saying that we estimated it would take 7 years, and we have not been reading a book a month.
Pat: Did we? I have no recollection of that.
Andrea: So we should reestimate.
Pat: I blame this on you having had a kid like some kind of breedery breeder.
Andrea: Uh, I’m done The Stand, wanker.
Pat: Some of us are trying to finish college! I have read a billion more books that you in the last two months, for real. It’s not my fault King writes dauntingly long books.
Andrea: You just blamed me!
I AM NOT THE ONE PLAYING THE BLAME GAME
Pat: YOU ARE PLAYING IT WITH YOUR FONT
Andrea: HAHAHA
Pat: Okay, let’s recalculate. How long will it take, and will we ever finish or will I murderize you for being the queen of HURRY UP/OMG YOU LAPPED ME?
Andrea: How many have we read so far? In the past year?
Pat: I don’t know. You’re the organized one. It’s a miracle I even had clean pants to wear this morning.
Andrea: We have completed 5, so we have 13 more years to go.
Pat: We’re not reading the writing books, right?
Andrea: No, we are.
Pat: I don’t want to read Danse Macabre.
Andrea: Danse Macabre is really good.
Pat: I’ve already read On Writing.
Andrea: WE HAVE ALREADY READ A LOT OF THESE THAT IS HALF THE POINT DUR
Pat: I DO NOT FIND US DISCUSSING STEPHEN KING DISCUSSING THINGS TO BE A WORTHWHILE DISCUSSION
Andrea: I disagree.
Pat: Maybe when we’re done in 13 years, we can read both and then RUMINATE ON WHAT WE’VE LEARNED.
Andrea: YOU WIN BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS WIN WITH YOUR CONTRARINESS
Pat: YOU ARE THE QUEEN DE CONTRAIRE, LE BIATCH

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